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This comm was set up to create a home for cake!fic and let it expand into other fandoms. Let there be cake!fic of all kinds.

The genre/meme originated from a typo and is down to the wonderful and talented clocketpatch and the denizens of the forum Death By Aspirin. The basic ingredients are: the Tenth Doctor, naked but for Three's cape, covered in cake and chained to the Third Doctor. Optionally, it is all the fault of the Master. To join in, simply create a fanwork based on this premise. Any variations and flavours of cake are welcome. (You can find the original collection of stories here).

So, basically, to translate into another fandom: character X, naked, covered in cake (except for 1 item of clothing) and chained to character Y. Optionally, it is all the fault of character Z (their nemesis should they have one). If you're short of ideas, try the Random Cake Fic Generator (created by john_amend_all).

But basically, anything fannish and cake related can be posted here. Fannishness makes the world a cheerier place (most of the time). So does cake. Why not combine them? Recs for other cake!fics found out in the wild, fannishly appropriate cake recipes, podfic or art of cake!fic - all are welcome here.

There is additionally an AO3 Cake Fic Collection you can post your fanworks to.

Feel free to share any cake fic plotbunnies (or randomly generated ideas) here.

The rules are: be nice and no bashing of any fandoms/ships/characters. Please put any large images, fic, or NSFW content under an LJ cut.

If you have any questions, please comment to this post.

Drabble: All In This Together

Title: All In This Together
Author: john_amend_all
Characters: Eleven, Amy, Rory, River
Rating: All ages
Prompt: #107, 'wrestling'
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: "Doctor Who" characters belong to the BBC.
Summary: It was, on consideration, one of the more transparent of Amy's plans.

At my LJ: { All In This Together }

Doctor Who (2005) fic: Cake Monster

Title: Cake Monster
Pairing: Doctor Who; Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Author: merryghoul
Rating: Mature
Summary: The Doctor gets a cake for River's birthday. It's not what he imagined it to be, but River, on the other hand, is thrilled.

Adam Adamant Lives! Fic x 2

Title: To Whom Cake is a Stranger (1158 words)
Author: Liadt
Fandom: Adam Adamant Lives!
Rating: All ages
Categories: gen
Warnings: Cake!
Characters: Georgina Jones, Adam Llewellyn de Vere Adamant, William E. Simms.
Summary: Adam Adamant was shocked and appalled and in his flat too!

Title: Leave This Cake Alone (830 words)
Author: Liadt
Fandom: Adam Adamant Lives!
Rating: All ages
Categories: gen
Warnings: Cake!
Characters: Georgina Jones, Adam Llewellyn de Vere Adamant,
Summary: Adam Adamant naked, except for a cape, chained to Georgina Jones and covered in cake...
Notes: This story is set after To Whom Cake is a Stranger, but it doesn't matter which order you read the stories in.

Fic: Professional Development

Title: Professional Development
Author: john_amend_all
Characters: Lucie Miller, Karen
Rating: PG for language
Word count: 1403
Disclaimer: Lucie and Karen belong to Big Finish.
Author's notes: I wrote this for the 'bound together' square in Trope Bingo. Once you've got the chains, the nudity and cake are just a matter of time.
Summary: Once, Karen was just Lucie's friend at work. Now, she's her bitter enemy. Lucie knows what the next stage has to be.

At: { AO3 | Teaspoon }

Fic: The Detrimental Cake (The XYY Man)

Title: The Detrimental Cake (632 words) A03 Link
Author: Liadt
Fandom: The XYY Man
Rating: All ages
Categories: gen
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: George Bulman, ‘Spider’ Scott, Derek Willis
Additional Tags: cake!fic, yuk!, back when Bulman was bad.
Summary: As usual Spider was underdressed.

Notes: The XYY Man was a 1970's UK TV series about a cat-burglar trying to go straight, but he kept getting sucked into shady activities by British Intelligence.

To those familiar with Bulman his actions will come of no surprise. To everyone else I wouldn't read this while eating;p

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Title: We Only Do Caked Coppers in Here (351 words)
Author: Liadt
Fandom: Between the Lines
Rating: All ages
Categories: gen
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Tony Clark, Maureen Connell, Harry Naylor
Additional Tags: Cake!fic, Early in Series 1, Crack, Humour, cake, cakefic
Summary: Mo and Harry are shocked and it’s not by cake crumbs.
Notes: A slight cheat on the cakefic meme as Tony is chained to a random OC of no note. Written because I had forgotten how rubbish curtains were in the early 1990’s.

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Those Pesky Cake!Fic Bunnies

Okay, so I'm sure a lot of us have gone 'Oh that pairing would be AMAZING' but can't write them properly, right? So... here's my idea. Why not have a post (this one) where people can put up their bunnies for others to write?

I'd suggest anyone who does eventually write them links back to the person's comment so they can find it.

I'll get us started.

James T. Kirk, naked save for a hat, covered with fruitcake, and chained to Jean-Luc Picard.

and yes, this did come off the cake!fic randomiser, which I want to write but I can't slash (even slightly) worth a damn so.... there you go. I'll add the prompts to the post as and when they come.

Other Prompts:

lost_spook: Sarah Jane Smith, naked save for a handkerchief, covered with gingerbread, and chained to Fox Mulder

lost_spook: Clyde Langer, naked save for a nightgown, covered with battenberg cake, and chained to Dayna Mellanby

lost_spook: Tegan Jovanka, naked save for a handkerchief, covered with pavlova, and chained to Fifth Doctor

oonaseckar: a little bit of a technical challenge... perhaps the Big Bang Theory guys working on it as a Space Shuttle project in a fic... I'm not sure why they'd need a cake-suit on the Shuttle, but OTOH why not? Amy Farrah Fowler finally wearing it, chained to Penny wearing nothing but a cherry on top.

oonaseckar: if anyone felt like writing a (2013) Tomorrow People cake!fic... Russell and Cara, handcuffed together with Ultra powers-disabling cuffs. Which is bad enough, but it's kind of a disaster. Because, between them, they were carrying either Stephen or John's birthday cake! And unless they can slip the cuffs, it's going to be too late for the party! I guess they could either have a mishap and wind up covered in cake, or disable the cuffs and send the cake travelling through space to get to the underground lair, right...If you wanted to make it a slashy Russell/John that would also be cool...

Fic: From Kaldor With Cake

Title: From Kaldor With Cake (2185 words)
Author: Liadt
Fandom: Kaldor City
Rating: General Audiences
Categories: gen
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nope
Characters: Kaston Iago, Kiy Uvanov
Additional Tags: Cakefic
Summary: Kaston Iago is naked and covered in cake. Then there’s the chains… Strangely, not everyone on the planet finds him irresistible.

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Title: The Consolidated Cookery Conundrum
Author: john_amend_all
Characters: Wendy Watson, Lacey Thornfield, the Middleman, Ida
Rating: PG/Teen
Word count: 1152
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters depicted herein.
Summary: Once again, Wendy has to deal with Lacey's knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Author's notes: I saw The Middleman mentioned on lost_spook's LJ the other day, and sought it out. This was the result. Also, I wanted to post something for AO3 One Million.

At AO3: The Consolidated Cookery Conundrum

(Crossposted to middlefic)

Radical Actions

I wrote this for liadtbunny in Fandom Stocking 2013. I suppose I should own up and post it here, at least. (It's technically from The Fight Against Slavery, but that's so obscure, I'd best call it Historical crack fic and have done with it. /o\)


Title: Radical Actions
Author: lost_spook
Rating: All ages
Word Count: Drabble
Characters/Pairings: William Pitt, William Wilberforce
Notes/Warnings: None, other than there will be cake and partial nudity. Again.
Summary: This is not what one expects from a harmless picnic...

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Title: The Power of Cake (2117 words) on AO3/on Teaspoon
Author: Liadt
Fandom: Doctor Who, Bulman
Rating: All ages
Categories: Gen
Characters: The Third Doctor, Seventh Doctor, George Bulman, Lucy McGinty
Additional Tags: Cake!fic
Summary: Two Time Lords chained to each other and covered in cake seek shelter in George Bulman's shop. George is not impressed.
Notes: Very mildly spoilery for the Bulman episode 'One of Our Pigeons is Missing'. The title came from swapping "love" for "cake" in song titles. Hours of fun.
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Cakefic icons

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3 x cakefic icons by liadtbunny. Credit, comments and taking are good. Hotlinking is, as ever, bad.


Callan Fic: The Dog Ate My Microdots

Title: The Dog Ate My Microdots (1302 words)
Author: Liadt
Fandom: Callan, Doctor Who
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: None thank you very much.
Characters:David Callan, Hunter (Callan's Boss), The Tenth Doctor
Additional Tags: Cake fic, cake
Summary: Why is there a man naked, except for a cape, covered in cake chained to somebody else in Hunter's office?
It all makes perfect sense to Hunter. Callan is not convinced.

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or on AO3

Fic: Diplomatic Incident

The pairing for this fic seemed pretty obvious from the get-go. Dialogue for it started popping into my head this morning, and I couldn't resist writing it.

Diplomatic Incident (740 words) by JohnAmendAll
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Babylon 5
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Londo Mollari, G'Kar
Additional Tags: Cake, Cake Fic Meme
Summary: It can only take the slightest mistake to get the Narn and Centauri ambassadors at each other's throats.

Title: Mishaps in Butter Icing
Author: lost_spook
Rating: All ages/PG
Word Count: ~700
Characters/Pairings: Clara Oswald, Eleventh Doctor
Warnings Mild nudity; hastily written crack fic.
Summary: Eleventh Doctor, naked save for a ballgown, covered with butterfly cake, and chained to Clara Oswald. It's amazing what happens during the course of your average day aboard the TARDIS. (Prompt courtesy of the Random Cake Fic Generator

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Some fanart

I found this on Tumblr:

It's the UNIT family, with cake. It looks like a before picture for a classic cake fic... (I'm sure it isn't.)


All Cake and No Clothes

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